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How to fight against water leaks? Humor




by Christophe » 10/04/07, 13:32

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Jennifer and Luke kept getting water bills
an exorbitant amount. They knew, no doubt possible, that they did not reflect their consumption and whatever measures were taken to save water, the bills did not drop.

Knowing that there was no problem they did
check their entire installation by a specialist to detect
a possible leak.

Everything was checked: the water meter, the piping
outside, inside piping, toilets, washing machines, taps etc.

Everything absolutely everything was checked, no problem was
detected.

One day Luke was so sick that he wisely lay in bed at
the house, he constantly heard the water flowing on the ground floor.

He finally decided to get out of bed to investigate
on the source of this noise and discovered the reason for these invoices
incredible water.

Apparently what he saw was going on all the
day when Jennifer and Luke were not home. Luke suspecting that many people would not believe it, took his video camera and recorded the "problem" for posterity.


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by frog » 10/04/07, 18:23

The vulgar gutter cat pulls in front of the bowl of cat.
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by Targol » 20/04/07, 11:09

3 men die in a car accident and reach the sky.

Saint Peter welcomes them and says to them:
- Here in Paradise, there is only one rule: DO NOT CRUSH THE LITTLE DUCKS!

Men enter paradise and there are everywhere ... little ducks ...
It is practically impossible to avoid them and despite our men being very careful,
one of them nevertheless ends up crushing a little duck ...
Immediately Saint Peter arrives with the ugliest woman the man has ever seen!
He ties them together and says to him:
- For your punishment you will remain attached to it for eternity!

The next day, the second man also crushes a little duck ...
Saint Peter arrives again with a woman just as ugly as the previous one
and condemns him to the same punishment as his friend from the day before!

Armed with these experiences, the 3rd man redoubles his caution and manages to avoid the ducks for several months!
One fine day he sees Saint Peter appear with real beauty, the most beautiful he has ever seen: Young, tall and thin, a dreamlike physique, with beautiful long eyelashes and bright eyes!
Saint Peter ties them together and leaves without saying a word.
Our man is more than surprised and says to the woman:
- I wonder what I could have done to deserve this!?!
The woman answers:
- You, I don't know, but I just crushed a duck!
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by Christophe » 20/04/07, 11:16

Wouldn't you have made a Topic Targol gourance? : Mrgreen:
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by Targol » 20/04/07, 12:45

Caramba, I loved Topic. It must be said that we finished the evening at 2:00 am yesterday with Citro, pyvesd and thierrysan ...
I'm not very fresh today. : Lol:
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by I Citro » 20/04/07, 22:56

:? Me neither indeed ...
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by gegyx » 20/04/07, 23:31

Hey ! guys, you were wrong on the subject again! Here is the water leaks ...

A real team of alkologists! Image
And who hit the road in the night…

http://www.1001cocktails.com/cocktails/ ... ?id_jeu=34
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