Words, quotes or remarks from children, ze Best-of!

[Christophe]

It's not remarks or words, but children's drawings ... that adults have used to "photoshop" real photos ...

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2016/10/a ... nd-people/
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/07/a ... ars-later/

[Christophe]

I present you a Chatrel!

[Earthquake]

My little boy, at 4,5 years old:

- If I was the last man on earth, me and mom, we ...

(Not stupid, that, being the last man ... with lots of women, including mom!)

[Grelinette]

Not very gay as a childish expression, but fun anyway: Françoise Dolto explained that children began to have the notion of death around the age of 7 years, and some then make the following remark:
"When my parents are dead, I will want to die at the same time as them to continue living with them"! ...

[Christophe]

"When my parents are dead, I will want to die at the same time as them to continue living with them"! ...

Another beautiful child's truth!

If not to bounce on the drawings: did you notice how the children's drawings are all the same? Whether origin, context or period?

We have found drawings of the Middle Ages that were identical to those of today ... there are probably some of the oldest (Rome? Ancient Greece?)

All children are therefore born with the same drawing instinct! It is after that society and our education "forge" us ... and tends to break our creative sense.

The creative sense of most people is repressed in the adulthood, but all the children like to draw ... what happened between the 2 ???

[Earthquake]

A promise from my biggest boy, at 3-4 years old:

- Mom, I'll do my impossible to ...

(to tell him that he was going to do more than he could!)

[Grelinette]

A family meal:
My little girl holds out her glass and asks for water to drink: "Daddy, water ..."
Me: "I didn't understand well ... water ... how?" (for her to say "please").
My little girl: "Bin ... fresh water ... why?"

[chatelot16]

to make say please is already complicated, to say thank you is even worse

when the kind after giving something: what are we saying? the child's answer: again! ... finally I caricature ... it is not the little child who has this defect it is rather the big children to whom more we gave more he wants

[chatelot16]

Once upon a time, the son of a neighbor came to watch what I was doing ... I used my metal lathe to make a bore: we saw nothing except the falling chips ... question of the child: what is it that comes out of the hole? my answer: it's chips ... the child's answer: what's the use of chips? ... my answer, chips are useless ... child's answer: bin so why are you doing them? ... and he leaves without waiting for an answer

[Christophe]

Finally my lilies before reason, when at 4 years he was talking about Ptitanic!

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ps: flat I have a little doubt on the scale, which seems to me a bit reduced titanic, see the size of the men on the respective bridges ...