Words, quotes or remarks from children, ze Best-of!

The developments of forums and the site. Humor and conviviality between the members of the forum - Tout est anything - Presentation of new registered members Relaxation, free time, leisure, sports, vacations, passions ... What do you do with your free time? Forum exchanges on our passions, activities, leisure ... creative or recreational! Publish your ads. Classifieds, cyber-actions and petitions, interesting sites, calendar, events, fairs, exhibitions, local initiatives, association activities .... No purely commercial advertising please.
User avatar
Flytox
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 14138
Registration: 13/02/07, 22:38
Location: Bayonne
x 839




by Flytox » 30/12/15, 23:45

Mom is cooking and wants to make eggs. Tell me Isabelle (4 years?)? Do you like them how eggs?
Isabelle: "With all my heart, Mom!".
0 x
Reason is the madness of the strongest. The reason for the less strong it is madness.
[Eugène Ionesco]
http://www.editions-harmattan.fr/index. ... te&no=4132
Christophe
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 79117
Registration: 10/02/03, 14:06
Location: Greenhouse planet
x 10972




by Christophe » 30/12/15, 23:47

Zoli mini flytox!
0 x
User avatar
Flytox
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 14138
Registration: 13/02/07, 22:38
Location: Bayonne
x 839




by Flytox » 30/12/15, 23:53

Little Nicholas (4ans) is fiercely planting the scissors in the classroom wall, trying to blow up all the plaster.
The teacher who notices it: "What are you doing Nicolas ???
Nicolas without turning around or stopping: "A nonsense!"
0 x
Reason is the madness of the strongest. The reason for the less strong it is madness.

[Eugène Ionesco]

http://www.editions-harmattan.fr/index. ... te&no=4132
Christophe
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 79117
Registration: 10/02/03, 14:06
Location: Greenhouse planet
x 10972




by Christophe » 31/12/15, 00:11

No, he was trying a thermal analysis of the wall!

pffff :)
0 x
User avatar
Macro
Econologue expert
Econologue expert
posts: 6458
Registration: 04/12/08, 14:34
x 1610




by Macro » 31/12/15, 09:25

Yesterday evening ..Rapatriation of two shipwrecked people from the road and their baby 4mois .... It starts to pluvioter. At the first stroke of the wiper brooms begin to groan at each passage on the windshield ... With each growl of wiper that we find adults inadmissible ... The baby burst out laughing in his landeau ... And go to sleep when the brooms stop grumbling a hardened foix ...
0 x
The only thing safe in the future. It is that there may chance that it conforms to our expectations ...
User avatar
Flytox
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 14138
Registration: 13/02/07, 22:38
Location: Bayonne
x 839




by Flytox » 31/12/15, 10:39

Jacques (6-7 years old) is a big foodie and regularly comes to begging Auntie to give him candy. Jacques's mother notices the merry-go-round and lectures him: "You know my Jacquou, it's not good to ask Auntie for candy like that ..."
The next day the mufflet comes back to see his Auntie, gives him a kiss and says: "I'm here! ....".
0 x
Reason is the madness of the strongest. The reason for the less strong it is madness.

[Eugène Ionesco]

http://www.editions-harmattan.fr/index. ... te&no=4132
User avatar
elephant
Econologue expert
Econologue expert
posts: 6646
Registration: 28/07/06, 21:25
Location: Charleroi, center of the world ....
x 7




by elephant » 01/01/16, 11:23

My wife (exhausted): ... until Timbuktu, anyway?

Emmanuel (4 years old): "where is the bouctou?"
0 x
elephant Supreme Honorary éconologue PCQ ..... I'm too cautious, not rich enough and too lazy to really save the CO2! http://www.caroloo.be
User avatar
Flytox
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 14138
Registration: 13/02/07, 22:38
Location: Bayonne
x 839




by Flytox » 01/01/16, 20:48

Vincent (5- 6 years?) Takes the taste at his grandmother. He stuffed himself with pancakes .... His mother comes to pick him up to take him home.
That neni, the bandit completely refuses, he wants to stay there with granny. But, Oh supreme betrayal, Grandma also tells him that he has to go home with Mom.
Vincent, furious, then attacks his grandmother: "Well, your pancakes weren't even good!"
The grandmother bent over laughing: "Indeed it's hard to believe with all the pile you ate ...".
Vincent: "Yes, well .... when you weren't looking at me, I would turn around and say" Berk, berk, berk! ".
0 x
Reason is the madness of the strongest. The reason for the less strong it is madness.

[Eugène Ionesco]

http://www.editions-harmattan.fr/index. ... te&no=4132
Christophe
Moderator
Moderator
posts: 79117
Registration: 10/02/03, 14:06
Location: Greenhouse planet
x 10972




by Christophe » 03/01/16, 13:32

Lol the lil Vincent :) It's kind of Aurel that!

Dirty kids ... but we love them anyway!
0 x
Janic
Econologue expert
Econologue expert
posts: 19224
Registration: 29/10/10, 13:27
Location: bourgogne
x 3491




by Janic » 03/01/16, 17:24

It's kind of Aurel that!
and the Aurel is bold ?!
0 x
"We make science with facts, like making a house with stones: but an accumulation of facts is no more a science than a pile of stones is a house" Henri Poincaré

Go back to "The bistro: site life, leisure and relaxation, humor and conviviality and Classifieds"

Who is online ?

Users browsing this forum : No registered users and 254 guests