Nicolas Sarkozy generates as much as CO2 823 laitères cows

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by gegyx » 26/07/09, 16:02

http://tempsreel.nouvelobs.com/actualit ... laise.html

Ah well here! By dint of being clever ...
It’s uncomfortable doing sports!

Do I do sports?

: roll: Vagal discomfort? No, not at his age.
Sunstroke ? Not possible at this time.
While jogging, he would have turned on a young girl and taken a sign in the face? Not possible, it is well framed.

Grippette A? There is his friend Debré who will treat him with paracetamol
(But it shouldn't be said, it's a shameful disease / it's only kids and old men who get it by not washing their hands / Crowds have been the cause? V'là-ty not that he will pass this on to us as an occupational disease. Like Pasteur with rabies, he will be vaccinated by mother Bachelot to set an example for the French and be able to pay for the batch of vaccines ordered.)

Is there heart discomfort?
Professional overwork, marital overwork? He always assume until then.

Health bp? So we would have been lied to on his annual health report? No, it's not possible, everything is clear with the successive presidents…

Well, he will miss the final of the Tour de France.
Pity ! (for him, but not for everyone else… :D )

Maybe there were serious security threats this time around?

Maybe we told him that his last visit on the tour was already not bad, and enough?

The parliamentary session is over now. These poor workers of the republic will take a rest from 3 months before the start of the new term.
(Well, they don't set an example)…

Maybe he said to himself. "Since the Tour de France sulks me, I'm going to eclipse the tour, at the 20pm TV news".

"And that does not eat bread, I could take a long vacation, without the French reproach me for it again!"

(did I take vacations this year?)

Soon following the summer saga.
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by Econosaurus » 20/05/10, 16:40

just to clarify anyway, a cow does not produce fossil CO2, but methane CH4 renovuelable, thanks to its 5 stomachs.
here it is said, the queen of the green floor will not hold grudge, while the other ...; ()


I heard that it pollutes a little cow fart.

I ask my question to the experts:

Are flatulence cows more polluting than that of a car? (In a day of cow fart, against a daily trip with a car).


and a second : Mrgreen:

Seriously: Knowing that we expel about the equivalent of a large balloon a day by farting, do you think it is interesting to recover the residue of his flatulence?

Without wanting to amuse the gallery, this is a question which I think is not so stupid as it : Cheesy:

Thank you;) We will become real Flatulologists!
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by zorglub » 20/05/10, 16:44

in this case, remove 823 cows, it will raise the price of milk .......
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by zorglub » 20/05/10, 16:47

do you think it is interesting to recover the residue of his flatulence


I think especially well, if you are treated against diabetes, or excess fat .... the volume is tripled
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by Econosaurus » 20/05/10, 17:00

I think especially well, if you are treated against diabetes, or excess fat .... the volume is tripled


No, I am not treated medically because not sick (I touch wood : Lol: ).

Still, do we need a means of extraction, storage and above all, knowing what to do with this harvested gas ...
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by gegyx » 20/05/10, 19:06

Why kill the cows?
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Since "Nicolas Sarkozy generates as much CO2 as flatulence 823 dairy cows",
there is only to practice one of the 2 solutions on only one man:

- Or make it disappear from our lives, forever, it will raise the honorability rating of the presidents of the French republic.
- Or recover his quota of vip flatulence, just to put himself in ecological trouble personally to try to pay off the debt (without going so far as to "wet his shirt", anyway).

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by oiseautempete » 21/05/10, 00:23

Ridiculous controversy, moreover with the A 330, a displacement of the president actually pollutes less because before it was necessary the 2 A319 + a falcon 50 (safety plane) to take everyone in several stages, whereas now there is the A330 + the Falcon 50 (safety plane) in direct flight ...

Who would embark on the costing of a trip for the American president? (2 Boeing 747, 1 or 2 Galaxy (transport of armored cars and security personnel) if it is in Europe, 10 galaxy, fighter planes, attack helicopters and armored vehicles when it is in Africa ( everything is taken away, food, fuel and even distribution trucks + a veritable army of elite troops, at the time for a Busch trip to several African countries ... the preparation of the trip and the infrastructure on site were lasted for months and cost a fortune ... : Lol:
So besides that, our super president is ultra thrifty : Lol:
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by coucou789456 » 21/05/10, 12:09

Hello

indeed, if one seeks only to criticize, anyone will always find a pretext and add to it. especially as we seem to say, Sarkozy is apparently the first French president to consume and produce CO2 and methane, because like everyone else, he too must fart!
Chirac, Mitterrand, Giscard, Pompidou, De Gaulle ... and I quote only those of the fifth! so it was not producing CO2?

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by oiseautempete » 21/05/10, 22:46

coucou789456 wrote:Hello

indeed, if one seeks only to criticize, anyone will always find a pretext and add to it. especially as we seem to say, Sarkozy is apparently the first French president to consume and produce CO2 and methane, because like everyone else, he too must fart!
Chirac, Mitterrand, Giscard, Pompidou, De Gaulle ... and I quote only those of the fifth! so it was not producing CO2?

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You will notice that those very there who criticize Sarkosy, did not move when the "king" Miterrand was using Concorde for his international trips: those who see the straw in the eye of the other do not see the beam that is in theirs ...
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by coucou789456 » 22/05/10, 04:21

Good evening

I believe that there you are polemics, the socialist "king" should not be so bad, he remained in power 14 years anyway, including 2 times 5 years of national assembly of dominant pink color ... I do not know if they polluted as much as the others but the shit was pink and all the "people" who voted for him have it and still worship him like a god!

agrees ... but it must be a pedal plane, non-polluting (no pun intended what I'm saying), no talk about it, everything the "king" was doing was good for France (had to) so he did not pollute, at least our air and, above all, there was no Grenelle de l'Environnement in its time.

at least by his action, he is the only president who has advertised or introduced Greenpeace to the average citizen who had never heard of it before: http://www.meretmarine.com/article.cfm?id=184

the worst false ass among the presidents, the only one who belonged to the government of Vichy but where all this period was not even mentioned in his memories ... in short do not argue, this is not the place nor the ideal place for that and then it's a thing of the past ... at least with Sarkozy we know what to expect, it's a lot of wind and we like to criticize, it's so easy and people's memories are so short.

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