truculent definitions of the new Larousse 2012

[phil12]

Some truculent definitions of the new Larousse 2012. . . just out :

Suppository: Invention that will remain in the annals
"Yes honey": Save time
Ex boyfriend / girlfriend: It's like prison, if you go back it's because you did not understand the lesson
OR THEREFORE IS MY RICARD: Coordination Conjunctions
Inner beauty: Concept invented by the ugly to be able to reproduce
Houseboat: It's oune zizi portugaiche
Prune: Synonym of elderly person. Who is wrinkled and who sucks
International aid: Aid paid by poor people in rich countries to help rich people in poor countries
68 km / h: Speed ​​limit for making love. Yes, at 69 we start a spin
Pharmacy: Confectionery for old
Mozart: Famous composer that we listen to most often in pizzerias because we feel that mozzarella
Jardiland: Only place where, if you take three rakes, you have a shovel offered
Blonde: Concept to make believe that other women are smart
A murder in cold blood: An ice crime
Shared Feelings: When your mother-in-law is backing down the ravine with your brand new car
Archipelago: Tool for digging holes
Cellulite: fat layer that often envelops women but rarely packs men
Wood chisels: Dogs too
Woman: It's like coffee, at the beginning it excites but quickly it gets irritated
Blue card: Female Viagra
Masochism: Close to politeness: knocking before entering
Love: It's like a card game, if you do not have a good partner, it's better to have a good hand
Gospel: It's when your kid has sunburned
Easy woman: Woman having the same sexual needs as a man
I made myself a blue: Expression commonly used by Zahia (if you do not see who it is ... asks Ribery ... or Benzema ...)
Great love: Expression dating from the XNIXXth century. . . when the life expectancy was 15 years

[Christophe]

To put in bistro / humor-t1191.html

[phil12]

vi I've had a pimple!