A married guy comes back from a business trip to China where he had a good time with some pretty slanted eyes.
Only, when he returns, he realizes that his sex
is all green. He first hides the thing from his wife as best he can and goes to see a doctor:
- Ha ha ... Were we in China, dear friend?
- Yes !
- And we made mistakes with the little Chinese?!?
- Yes !
- Hhmm .... it's very serious, you know!?!
Unfortunately, today science cannot do anything about it.
I fear very much that we should think of amputating you.
The guy can't believe his ears!
He therefore decides to consult a second doctor who,
unfortunately, confirms the diagnosis.
The guy is completely depressed and goes to see a urologist
world renowned which also confirms the diagnosis.
He ends up admitting his escapades to his wife who, after a good
shouting, advises him to go see a Chinese doctor directly
on the spot, in China.
- After all, they are surely familiar with this infection!
So the guy goes back to China and makes an appointment with a doctor
renowned. On examining him, the Chinese doctor sneers and says:
- Hi hi! Did you come to China recently?
Yes !
- And do you do something stupid with Pitites Sinoises?
- Well ... voui!
- So you went American doctor?
- Yes !
- And American doctor said he had to cut?
- Yes !
- Well no ! No need to cut! Hi hi hi!
The guy can't believe his ears! He is overjoyed.
It is then that the Chinese doctor specifies:
- No, American doctor, no one! No need to cut .. i will fall by myself ...
