Awards jokes 2 balls
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
- Gregconstruct
- Econologue expert
- posts: 1781
- Registration: 07/11/07, 19:55
- Location: Amay Belgium
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
"My very dear wife: You will understand that now that you are 54 years old, I have certain needs that you can no longer meet.
I am very happy with you, I consider you as a wonderful wife and sincerely I hope that you will not take it badly when you know that when you receive this fax I will be at the Comfort Inn hotel with Vanessa, my secretary, who at 18 years old
But don't worry, I'll be home before midnight. "
When this guy comes home, he finds a piece of paper on the dining room table that says:
Dear husband: "I received your fax and I cannot avoid thanking you for your thoughtfulness. I take the opportunity to remind you that you too are 54 years old.
And, I inform you that when you read this message, I will be at the Fiesta hotel with Michel, my tennis instructor, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As in addition to having become a recognized businessman, you have a license in Maths, you can easily understand that we are similar in this circumstance but ... with a slight difference:
"18 fits more times in 54, than 54 in 18" ..... So, therefore, do not expect me until tomorrow!
Kisses from your wife who understands you… "
"My very dear wife: You will understand that now that you are 54 years old, I have certain needs that you can no longer meet.
I am very happy with you, I consider you as a wonderful wife and sincerely I hope that you will not take it badly when you know that when you receive this fax I will be at the Comfort Inn hotel with Vanessa, my secretary, who at 18 years old
But don't worry, I'll be home before midnight. "
When this guy comes home, he finds a piece of paper on the dining room table that says:
Dear husband: "I received your fax and I cannot avoid thanking you for your thoughtfulness. I take the opportunity to remind you that you too are 54 years old.
And, I inform you that when you read this message, I will be at the Fiesta hotel with Michel, my tennis instructor, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.
As in addition to having become a recognized businessman, you have a license in Maths, you can easily understand that we are similar in this circumstance but ... with a slight difference:
"18 fits more times in 54, than 54 in 18" ..... So, therefore, do not expect me until tomorrow!
Kisses from your wife who understands you… "
0 x
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
Four surgeons discuss their profession in a break room at
hospital.
The first surgeon begins:
'I like having accountants on my operating table. When you
open, everything is numbered correctly inside ... 'says the
first.
'Yeah, but you should see the electricians! Everything is color coded
inside, you can't go wrong! adds the second.
'I really think that librarians are the best ... Everything
is listed alphabetically inside 'replies the third.
The last surgeon speaks: 'The easiest to operate are
the Chiefs. There is no heart, no brain, no balls, in
more, the head and the asshole are interchangeable! '
hospital.
The first surgeon begins:
'I like having accountants on my operating table. When you
open, everything is numbered correctly inside ... 'says the
first.
'Yeah, but you should see the electricians! Everything is color coded
inside, you can't go wrong! adds the second.
'I really think that librarians are the best ... Everything
is listed alphabetically inside 'replies the third.
The last surgeon speaks: 'The easiest to operate are
the Chiefs. There is no heart, no brain, no balls, in
more, the head and the asshole are interchangeable! '
0 x
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
Sunday morning 6, the man gets up without making a sound not to wake his wife.
He loads his ATV in the car, and leaves ...
Arrived on the course it begins to fall in waterspouts.
His morning is screwed up, he decides to go home. He undresses without making any noise, and gently goes back to bed very close to his wife, and whispers in his ear:
- It's raining cats and dogs.
She answers him:
- When I think the other idiot is pedaling ...
He loads his ATV in the car, and leaves ...
Arrived on the course it begins to fall in waterspouts.
His morning is screwed up, he decides to go home. He undresses without making any noise, and gently goes back to bed very close to his wife, and whispers in his ear:
- It's raining cats and dogs.
She answers him:
- When I think the other idiot is pedaling ...
0 x
- Gregconstruct
- Econologue expert
- posts: 1781
- Registration: 07/11/07, 19:55
- Location: Amay Belgium
- Pear Belle Helene
- Éconologue good!
- posts: 389
- Registration: 16/05/07, 09:21
- Location: South
- x 1
Go back to "The bistro: site life, leisure and relaxation, humor and conviviality and Classifieds"
Who is online ?
Users browsing this forum : No registered users and 154 guests