Words, quotes or remarks from children, ze Best-of!

[Flytox]

The kid (3-4 years?) Of a couple of friends digs in the closet of the bathroom, looks very busy and is eating ... chai not what.
The mother jumps up and yells: "But what are you eating ???
The kid: "Yum yum bonbon cucu!" ..................
(It was suppositories ...)

[Christophe]

Uh .... I'm afraid I do not understand ...

He sucked a Flytox tampax ????

[Christophe]

It's kind of Aurel that!

and the Aurel is bold ?!

Ah ah ah Very bold yes like his daddy!

[Flytox]

Originally it is a Lagerstroemia:



According to my "big kids":
- 90 years old, he is an "Agestremia".
- another 60 years old, it is an "Astrogenia".
- finally the last 30 years old, it is an "Astrogenial" ..... !!!!

[Flytox]

To calm her 3 little girls who are arguing in the car, mom asks them to count the cars or something like that. The country landscape helping, the choice of counting falls on the cows. One account the white cows, ..... the other the white and black cows, ... and the last one does not know all the dresses in the catalog of our ruminant account the brown cows like cows in leather !!!

[Ahmed]

This is the last practice black humor!

[Christophe]

Black you mean?

[Grelinette]

To this question asked to children:

"In your opinion, how will we get around in 2050? ..."

One of the children replied: "Pfffou ... in 2050 it will be at least 100 years since everyone will travel by individual rocket!"

[Christophe]

Ah ah!

Yes the notion of time is a trick for toddlers ... mine asks a lot of questions about it right now!

Besides, I have a hard time defining what exactly ... the present!

I think the best definition is: it's what separates the past from the future!

[Christophe]

This week, Aurel, 6 years and a few months:

Say dad, the Ptitanic wasn't a very big boat, was it?